- Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
- Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
- Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third series of sherlock started with “nope sherlock is actually dead tough shit you all waited for nothing”
and then it’s just this picture for the next hour and a half:
The sad thing is we’d probably all stay and watch the picture of Moffat’s face for the entire time
Can you imagine if at one con, instead of all the actors behaving like themselves, they dressed and acted like their characters? So instead of having a panel with Jared, Jensen, and Misha, you had one with Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Because I mean, they know their characters best and I think that would be really fun and wOW IT WOULD ALMOST BE LIKE YOU’RE MEETING THE ACTUAL CHARACTERS??!!!
i didn’t know i wanted this until now
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
my favorite thing about hiatuses is the way the fans go a bit dormant, and hide under mountains of fics and rewatches and other shows
but then something happens, filming starts, and suddenly
what happened to the sherlock fandom and why didn’t we go dormant we’ve just been sitting here losing our minds
Dormancy is boring
OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE
AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
HANG ON I FIXED IT
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you